"I ate the hell out of that burrito and it changed me! Did it open my mind to the cosmic unconscious? No. Did it strengthen my connection to my fellow man? Not really, in fact I ate it with a pretty self-centred zeal. What about making me healthier. Sadly no, I’m still a complete grease-hungry reprobate… Still, it was the best damn burrito I ever ate and did make me think a little harder about the things I stuff into my face at any eatery and how each little bit could be better."