"The chips were triple cooked to perfection."
"They were some of the best chips I’ve ever had."
"The chips were triple cooked to perfection."
"The triple cooked chips were the best I have eaten."
"My lord, the triple cooked chips completely blew me away. I am not joking when I say that these are the best chips I have ever eaten. The exterior had that phenomenal flaky crispness that only beef dripping can give (but, like, TRIPLED), while inside they were hot and moist."