"lock up whoever invented this"
"Otherwise known as a Growler, I laughed for an entire train ride when I learnt about this fish. Recreating it at home is exactly what you think it is. A pie with extra carbs. Ever eaten a pie and thought “I need not stodgy carbs and a way to eat this with my hand?” If so, this is for you! While you could make a decent version with good quality bread and pie, the shops selling you these will use pies so cheap you buy four for a pound and bread with more air then a hot air balloon. Try once and then forget."
"Not just Wigan but also a delicacy in West Cumbria"
"Excellent easy food to take to a rugby game or whilst on the go. Always had these as meat-and-potato with red sauce in the barm."